over the heartbreak kid.
you will always be my first love, my first rage of prepubescent hormones and probably my only case of innocent lust. your retirement saddens me deeply.
so you’re 44 and i’m 26. that age gap doesn’t seem so wrong after all these years. ONLY, you already have a family and yes, i am shooting over the universe.
so farewell to the heartbreak kid. wwe officially sucks right now.