on the way home from a night out, around 4 am in the morning, i suddenly saw a really bright light from the sky.
bob: P*TA#G!NA! UFO BA YON?
the headlights was just too bright and it was moving way too fast and flying too low for it to be a commercial airplane. when it passed directly under us, i realized it was one of those 1 seater airplanes. i guess the pilot wanted to take it out for a night spin.
bob: kala ko, UFO na nakita natin.
other person: oo nga, kala ko dadamputin na tayo ng aliens na guwapo tapos i-aabduct na tayo! tapos may anal probing! yaye!!!
at least, some people can see the lighter side of things.